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One afternoon a lawyer was riding
in his limousine when he saw two men along the
road-side eating grass. Disturbed, he ordered his driver to
stop and got out to investigate. He asked one man, "Why are you
eating grass?" "We don't have any money
for food," the poor man replied. "We have to eat grass."
"Well,
then, you can come with me to my house and I'll feed
you," the lawyer
said. "But sir, I have a wife and
two children with me. They are over
there, under that
tree." "Bring them along," the
lawyer replied. Turning to the other poor man he
stated, "You may come with us,
also."The second man, in a pitiful voice,
then said, "But sir, I also have a
wife and SIX children with
me!" "Bring them all as well,"
the lawyer answered. They all entered the car, which was
no easy task, even for a car as large as the limousine
was. Once under way, one of the poor
fellows turned to the lawyer and said, "Sir, you are too
kind."
"Thank you for taking all of us with you.
" The lawyer replied, "Glad to
do it. You'll really love my
place. The grass is almost a foot
high."

Come on now...you really didn't
think there was such a thing as a heart-warming lawyer story...did
you?

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